Friday, February 26, 2010

Esther's fast

Thursday was for observant Jews a min-fast day; that is, from slightly before dawn until slightly after sunset. Like all Jewish fasts, it was absolute for those able to fast. Unlike Yom Kippur, this was a rabbinically-enacted fast.

The fast reminds us of the fast in Shushan. Our predicament then was to prevent Haman from carrying out his plan to exterminate us.

But Haman and his sons were hanged; we "won."

So why should we fast now?

Same for the 9th of Av . . . Jerusalem is - for the moment at least - in Jewish hands.

Why fast now?

The rabbis give sundry reasons for continuing the Fast of Esther, but in my book, the reason for the fast remains the same as it was in the days of Haman - some people with power want to exterminate us.

The power can be of any type. Political such as in Iran and other Moslem controlled countries, religious as in many Moslem controlled countries and as in lunatic sects such as the Westboro Baptist Church (read all about these "good Paulists" at http://www.godhatesfags.com/), and money as in many Moslem-controlled countries (do I see a pattern here?).

We need to keep the fast to remind ourselves, and G-d, that it's hard to be a "light unto the nations" if we are but a footnote to history like the dodo and the dinosaur. Like the Jews of Esther's time, we need to be ready - and willing - to fight for our lives and belief. (I'm afraid I think we need more JDL than ADL, but I recognize this is a minority view.)

Likewise, we need to keep the 9th of Av fast. Not for lost Jerusalem - at least not for the moment - but for the root cause of the loss; hatred of our fellow.

There's a line in the morning service that I "borrow" as part of my email sig - I try to live by it (I confess, sometimes it is difficult):

הריני מקבל עלי מצוה עשה של "ואהבת לרעך כמוך," והריני אוהב את כל אחד מבני ישראל, כנפשי ומאודי

Yohanon Glenn
Yohanon.Glenn at gmail dot com

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lesson learned

I just did a dumb thing.

I installed a Microsoft Service Pack.

Specifically Vista SP2 on my Toshiba Satellite L355-S7905.

Seems SP2 killed my audio utility; simply deleted it.

How do I know it was SP2?

The application worked before I installed SP2.

The application failed to work (could not be found by Vista) after SP2 was installed.

I have worked for companies that would wait two or three days - sometimes a tad longer - after Microsoft released a patch before applying it to its servers and desktops.

I don't believe I really needed SP2. But I (foolishly) trusted Redmond and installed the code.

I have an excellent "internet security" application that lets me ignore Microsoft's "security" updates at least for a few days after their release; I'm sure that saves me a great deal of grief.

A word to the wise: if you plan to install any Microsoft update, especially one that can impact the operating system (such as a Service Pack), know how to find the computer manufacturer's Web site and where you can download (replacement) utilities.

Fortunately for me, Toshiba has a pretty good Web site - all I needed was to get the unit's model number from its underside and follow the easy-to-understand instructions on the WWW to locate and install the sound utility.

I didn't even need to call The Geek - although I had the phone at the ready.

yohanon
Yohanon.Glenn at gmail dot com

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Does Iran have something in store? (From WSJ)

From the WSJ Opinion Archives
http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110008768

AT WAR

August 22

Does Iran have something in store?
by BERNARD LEWIS
Tuesday, August 8, 2006 4:30 P.M. EDT

During the Cold War, both sides possessed weapons of mass destruction, but neither side used them, deterred by what was known as MAD, Mutual Assured Destruction. Similar constraints have no doubt prevented their use in the confrontation between India and Pakistan. In our own day a new such confrontation seems to be looming between a nuclear-armed Iran and its favorite enemies, named by the late Ayatollah Khomeini as the Great Satan and the Little Satan, i.e., the United States and Israel. Against the U.S. the bombs might be delivered by terrorists, a method having the advantage of bearing no return address. Against Israel, the target is small enough to attempt obliteration by direct bombardment.

It seems increasingly likely that the Iranians either have or very soon will have nuclear weapons at their disposal, thanks to their own researches (which began some 15 years ago), to some of their obliging neighbors, and to the ever-helpful rulers of North Korea. The language used by Iranian President Ahmadinejad would seem to indicate the reality and indeed the imminence of this threat.

Would the same constraints, the same fear of mutual assured destruction, restrain a nuclear-armed Iran from using such weapons against the U.S. or against Israel?

There is a radical difference between the Islamic Republic of Iran and other governments with nuclear weapons. This difference is expressed in what can only be described as the apocalyptic worldview of Iran's present rulers. This worldview and expectation, vividly expressed in speeches, articles and even schoolbooks, clearly shape the perception and therefore the policies of Ahmadinejad and his disciples. Even in the past it was clear that terrorists claiming to act in the name of Islam had no compunction in slaughtering large numbers of fellow Muslims. A notable example was the blowing up of the American embassies in East Africa in 1998, killing a few American diplomats and a much larger number of uninvolved local passersby, many of them Muslims. There were numerous other Muslim victims in the various terrorist attacks of the last 15 years.

The phrase "Allah will know his own" is usually used to explain such apparently callous unconcern; it means that while infidel, i.e., non-Muslim, victims will go to a well-deserved punishment in hell, Muslims will be sent straight to heaven. According to this view, the bombers are in fact doing their Muslim victims a favor by giving them a quick pass to heaven and its delights--the rewards without the struggles of martyrdom. School textbooks tell young Iranians to be ready for a final global struggle against an evil enemy, named as the U.S., and to prepare themselves for the privileges of martyrdom.

A direct attack on the U.S., though possible, is less likely in the immediate future. Israel is a nearer and easier target, and Mr. Ahmadinejad has given indication of thinking along these lines. The Western observer would immediately think of two possible deterrents. The first is that an attack that wipes out Israel would almost certainly wipe out the Palestinians too. The second is that such an attack would evoke a devastating reprisal from Israel against Iran, since one may surely assume that the Israelis have made the necessary arrangements for a counterstrike even after a nuclear holocaust in Israel.

The first of these possible deterrents might well be of concern to the Palestinians--but not apparently to their fanatical champions in the Iranian government. The second deterrent--the threat of direct retaliation on Iran--is, as noted, already weakened by the suicide or martyrdom complex that plagues parts of the Islamic world today, without parallel in other religions, or for that matter in the Islamic past. This complex has become even more important at the present day, because of this new apocalyptic vision.

In Islam, as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time--Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon, and for Shiite Muslims, the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, ending in the final victory of the forces of good over evil, however these may be defined. Mr. Ahmadinejad and his followers clearly believe that this time is now, and that the terminal struggle has already begun and is indeed well advanced. It may even have a date, indicated by several references by the Iranian president to giving his final answer to the U.S. about nuclear development by Aug. 22. This was at first reported as "by the end of August," but Mr. Ahmadinejad's statement was more precise. What is the significance of Aug. 22? This year, Aug. 22 corresponds, in the Islamic calendar, to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This, by tradition, is the night when many Muslims commemorate the night flight of the prophet Muhammad on the winged horse Buraq, first to "the farthest mosque," usually identified with Jerusalem, and then to heaven and back (cf Koran XVII.1). This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel and if necessary of the world. It is far from certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad plans any such cataclysmic events precisely for Aug. 22. But it would be wise to bear the possibility in mind.

A passage from the Ayatollah Khomeini, quoted in an 11th-grade Iranian schoolbook, is revealing. "I am decisively announcing to the whole world that if the world-devourers [i.e., the infidel powers] wish to stand against our religion, we will stand against their whole world and will not cease until the annihilation of all them. Either we all become free, or we will go to the greater freedom which is martyrdom. Either we shake one another's hands in joy at the victory of Islam in the world, or all of us will turn to eternal life and martyrdom. In both cases, victory and success are ours."

In this context, mutual assured destruction, the deterrent that worked so well during the Cold War, would have no meaning. At the end of time, there will be general destruction anyway. What will matter will be the final destination of the dead--hell for the infidels, and heaven for the believers. For people with this mindset, MAD is not a constraint; it is an inducement.

How then can one confront such an enemy, with such a view of life and death? Some immediate precautions are obviously possible and necessary. In the long term, it would seem that the best, perhaps the only hope is to appeal to those Muslims, Iranians, Arabs and others who do not share these apocalyptic perceptions and aspirations, and feel as much threatened, indeed even more threatened, than we are. There must be many such, probably even a majority in the lands of Islam. Now is the time for them to save their countries, their societies and their religion from the madness of MAD.

Mr. Lewis, professor emeritus at Princeton, is the author, most recently, of "From Babel to Dragomans: Interpreting the Middle East" (Oxford University Press, 2004).

Thursday, February 11, 2010

A Sefardi take: Mishpatim/Sheqalim

Mishpatim/Sheqalim: Why proclaim the Sheqel in Adar
by Rabbi Ya'aqob Menashe

From A Torah Minute http://www.atorahminute.com/

Wehaya Ki Yis'aq Elai we Shama'ti Ki Hannun Ani (It it shall come to pass when you cry out unto me, I shall hear, because I am compassionate).

Prayer must be said in happiness. If a person prays with joy, his prayer is accepted willingly (BeRason). Whenever the term "Wehaya" is used, it denotes happiness. That is why when it says "And it shall come to pass (Wehaya) when you cry out to me", we learn that when a person cries out to G-d in prayer, his prayers will be accepted.

This is why Razal said that on the first of Adar a proclamation is made concerning the giving of the half Sheqel (Mahasith Hasheqel) for the Beth Hammiqdash (Temple). Maran z"l brought down as Halakha in the Shulhan 'Arukh" "Mishenikhnas Adar, Marbim Besimha" (from when Adar starts, we increase our happiness). Since every Miswah (commandment) performed with happiness is accepted more readily, it is most important to perform the commandment of the Mahasith Hasheqel (half Sheqel) in the month of Adar when the Jewish people increase their happiness. That is why the proclamation of the Sheqalim is made on the first of Adar.

(See Addereth Eliyahu, Parashath Mishpatim)

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

AIG and bonuses

Maybe I'm simple, but I don't understand how the AIG unit that brought the company into bankruptcy can pay out bonuses, huge bonuses.

I've heard the bonuses called "retention bonuses." I've also heard them called "performance bonuses."

Retention or performance, they ought not be paid.

Why?

Why would any business want to keep - retain - employees that led to its ruin? If I own a company and if you work for me and if you fail to perform, I'll fire you even if you ARE my wife's brother's second cousin. No retention question here.

Likewise, if you work for me and fail to make your quota, you failed to earn a performance bonus; miss it a couple of times and I'll replace you, even if you are my brother-in-law's nephew.

So why does our government permit this AIG unit to pay out millions in bonus bucks?

Yes, I understand that AIG is a (semi-)private company; "semi" in that we - taxpayers - still own much of the company. AIG still owes us millions of dollars.

Our government, the organization that is supposed to have as its highest priority protection of its citizens, fails to take any serious steps to prevent these payouts claiming the bonuses are "contractual obligations."

I will ask you

(a) If a company goes "belly up," do pre-bankruptcy contracts remain in force?

* The answer is "No"; that's how companies weasel out of pension plan payments and existing contract agreements with unions and individuals.

(b) If a bonus is based on performance and the required performance level is not reached, is the bonus paid?

* When was the last time YOU were paid a bonus for failing to meet your goal; likely as not your expected raise was less than anticipated, if there even was a raise.

(c) If a company is driven into bankruptcy by your incompetence, would you be paid a retention bonus; a bonus to keep you and your incompetence around longer?

* Fat chance!

If you have some reasoning that disagrees with the above, share it with me, either as a comment to this blog or in an email to Yohanon.Glenn @ gmail .com; I REALLY would like to know what I'm missing here.

Remember, the banks we (taxpayers) bailed out were prevented from paying big buck bonuses until they repaid the bailout loans.

What makes AIG different?

Why is AIG different?

With whom are AIG execs in bed? Which politicians?

Something is rotten in Denmark as the expression goes.

You might want to visit http://www.webslingerz.com/jhoffman/congress-email.html to find out how to contact your senators and representative; let them know what you think about AIG's bonus plan.

Yohanon Glenn
Yohanon.Glenn at gmail dot com

Sin City

The Associated Press, showing it no longer has editors who know what editing is all about, ran an article headlined in Yahoo News as "Obama responds to ire over 2nd anti-Vegas remark."

The second-day leed (cq) paragraph by writer Oskar Garcia, starts off OK (but could have been tightened up a bit): President Barack Obama is known for having a way with words, but some lawmakers from Nevada wish he would pipe down about trips

And then the editorial creeps in with "(about trips) to Sin City."

Sin City.

Come on, AP.

The slander pops up again later when the writer - reporter certainly is the wrong word for the scrivener who cobbled together this piece - offers without attribution that "Perception and reputation are sensitive issues for Sin City as it struggles to find footing amid a two-year meltdown of foreclosures, bankruptcies and unemployment."

I was for many years an honest (newspaper) reporter and editor.

I lived in Nevada - Ely, as it happens.

Nevada may offer "recreation" that other states attempt to prevent, e.g., Nevada lacks a law prohibiting prostitution (although it is illegal in Las Vegas) and obviously Nevada welcomes gamblers. On the other hand, many states including Florida, West Virginia, and New Jersey to name but 3, have legal casinos and many states market lotto tickets, very much a gamble. I know of no state that is free of the "world's oldest profession," and I've been to most of the 50 states, parts of Canada, and overseas as well.

So the gratuitous use of "Sin City," especially sans any attribution - did the president call Las Vegas "Sin City"; there is no hint of that in the AP article - is a sign of sloppy editing.

I don't fault the writer as much as the editor; editors should make certain editorial comments, e.g., "Sin City," are saved for editorials.

I hate to admit it, but I'm glad I'm out of the journalism business. It ain't [cq] what it used to be back when Hector was a pup.

Yohanon
Yohanon.Glenn at gmail dot com