Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Spreading "flu" in synagogues

 

It will be interesting to see, as the "real" season for flu approaches the northern hemisphere, the number of cases reported by people active in their congregations.

Sephardim, more so than our Ashkenazi brothers, tend to be hand shakers and cheek-to-cheek bussers . Many Sephardim touch their "shaking hand" to their lips after the handshake.

Then there are the bet mezuzot - touch the object then touch the lips.

Likewise with the sefri Torah, be they in box or covered by a cloth mantle.

And then there are the congregation's sedurim and humashim.

I won't depend on my fellow congregants sneezing into their elbows; more likely they'll share their sneeze with whomever is near.

I can't visualize a congregation that dons tallit, tefillin, and masks, although that might be a good thing for the rabbis to invoke in the short term. (Is there a shatnez issue? What about wearing the mask on Shabat? Is that carrying; do we need an eruv?) Would Sephardim put the mask on differently than the Ashkenazim? What about the Sephardi from North Africa vs. the Mizrachi from Iraq?

Seriously, it will be interesting to see if HaShem really does protect us from ourselves to the extent that Jews who regularly attend services (two and a half times a day since minhah and ar'veet [ma'ariv] usually are run together) have a lesser incident of The Flu then the less observant community and the non-Jewish community.

Another group to watch, albeit the men at least are not "cheek-to-cheekers" are what I refer to as "Pump-handle Baptists," Southern Baptists who almost out-shake observant Jews. Will they have a "similar-to-us" infection rate? Or will our observance of Shabat rest ... pray-eat-sleep-repeat ... give us added protection?

Contagious diseases ARE a concern within our community. At least one hasidic leader now avoids passing the kiddish cup from person-to-person to reduce the opportunity for people to "share" their malady.

Hopefully in these "enlightened" times if we indeed have a lower incidence of The Flu our non-observant and non-Jewish neighbors won't place the blame on us for their higher infection rate.

Meanwhile, maybe I'll look for face masks that either compliment, or contrast with, my Shabat and weekday kippot - and are not too uncomfortable over the beard.

Yohanon
Yohanon.Glenn at gmail dot com

 

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Fatah to dust off terror plans

 

If an article Tony Karon/Time magazine article* I read (via Yahoo) is at all accurate, Israel needs to tighten its borders with Fatah-controlled areas of Occupied Israel.

Fatah's Mahmoud Abbas soon will be trotting the Moslem's top vote-getting strategy of "Who can claim the most Israeli civilian lives" during the first conference in two decades of his Fatah movement, a conference to be held in Bet Lehem (Bethlehem).

In order for a Moslem politician to win Moslem votes he needs to show not only that he is anti-Israel, but that he walks the walk by sending others to kill Israelis - babies in baby carriages, pregnant women, old folks, and - with rockets from afar - soldiers at their bases.

The reason Hamas controls Aza now is because it walked the walk better than Fatah; the latter was relegated to historic Israel.

Two things are needed for any Moslem group to gain control of a government:

1. Evidence that it can, will, and does wantonly slaughter Israelis

2. That it is willing to maim and murder other Moslems to assure it wins at the polls

I will concede that Hamas DID "win" in Aza. Was it a "fair" election by US standards? Jimmy Carter thinks so - that and $3.50 might buy a cup of coffee at Bernie's, a Starbucks-like place with better tasting (to my mind) java.

The Moslem Brotherhood in Egypt actually wins elections by providing services to the poor, a process apparently overlooked by the warlords in Aza and Occupied Israel (possibly because they can't compete with the services provided by Israel when it controlled the area, services provided at the expanse of loyal Israelis - Jews, Moslems, and others).

Abbas, the Times article suggests, wants the conference to be held in Bet Lehem so that Fatah can scream to the world that Israel refused to allow his terrorists into the country to attend the conference (where Israel's destruction is bound to be a top item on the agenda).

Never mind that Abbas' fellow Moslems in Hamas are, as of this writing, blocking Fatah delegates from Aza from traveling to Bet Lehem until Abbas agrees to release some 1,000 Hamas prisoners being held by Fatah in the Occupied Israel.

The article concludes that the conference marks the first opportunity Fatah's own membership will have to comment on the moderate negotiating strategy adopted by President Abbas, and the result is likely to weaken his mandate to pursue the sort of talks the Obama Administration is envisaging in the near future. For many the priority is to rebuild Fatah, which requires that the movement return to the sort of politics that can challenge Hamas for the mantle of "resistance". Since the failure of the Camp David talks in 2000, successive Israeli elections have shown the voters moving steadily away from support for the peace process envisaged in the Oslo Agreements. So, too, have Palestinian exercises in democracy, and the Fatah conference is unlikely to buck the trend.

 

* http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090804/wl_time/08599191445900

 

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Yohanon Glenn

Yohanon.Glenn at gmail dot com

Monday, August 3, 2009

Ashkenization of Sephardim

 

I've recently heard a lot of noise about the "Ashkenization of Sephardim."

Most of it revolves around rabbinical garb.

Some Sephardim want their religious leadership to doff the black suits and black hats for ... what ? A glalabia/djellaba and a turban or fez?

That might be fine in Israel, and certainly it is the ceremonial garb of the Rishon l'Zion, but in the United States, where I live, the black suit - with or without a black hat - is considered the "rabbinical uniform."

I'm not a rabbi but I have at last 5 black suits hanging in my closet. Why? I was in a suit-wearing position and black always is "business appropriate." I have several hats - one white straw for Florida's long summers, a brown waterproof hat suitable for cool-weather rains (when I don a khaki rain/overcoat) and even a grey (or gray) - but not black; I'm not ready for "prime time" - hat for when I visit cold climes and wear a black overcoat.

My normal attire for weekday services is a short-sleeve shirt and long trousers. On Shabat, most of the year the shirt is long-sleeved. There are days when the nearly one-mile jaunt between house and synagogue demand a short-sleeve shirt even on Shabat, and - yes, Virginia, we do have "winter" in south Florida - on chilly days, I'll dust off a suit. (Since I work from a home office, my "business attire" is, well, something less than "business casual.")

I do own suits that are not black - there is a grey one and a white one (for Yom Kippur) and even an eggshell-colored one that I bought when I "outgrew" my white suit. (I since shrunk back into the white suit.) Right now, I'm looking for a seersucker suit for summer use. Light blue maybe, but certainly not black.

At the Sephardi congregation where I spend my time there is a mix of dress, Many of the congregants are Israelis so there are many "un-tucked" shirts even on Shabat; something that never would be accepted in any Ashkenazi congregation I know about (except perhaps Chabad which, like many Sephardi congregations, is happy that a Jew found his (or her) way to services regardless of appearance).

I live in south Florida and the normal apparel here is sans jacket. (That changed a bit when everything became air conditioned and the inside temperature dropped to 68o F, but for people who actually WALK during the heat of the day ... "mad dogs and Englishmen" comes to mind.)

I even see Ashkenazim !! walking sans jacket or with a jacket over their arm.

In Israel, at least in Bet Shean with a south Florida-like temperature, most, albeit not all, Sephardi men come to services in short-sleeve shirts even on Shabat. (I can't speak for our brothers the Ashkenazim ... there are not that many in Bet Shean.)

But, in the US, suits are still the norm for business - forgetting for the moment "business casual" that I find sometimes is more "casual" than "business."

In the Arab-dominated lands, Jews dressed like their neighbors.

In the Orient, Jews dressed like their Chinese and Indian hosts.

So, in the "west," Jews logically should dress as their neighbors; in cooler climes, a suit (with or without tie); in Florida and similar locales, going "jacket-less" should be acceptable, even for religious leadership.

I have some Persian (Farsee) neighbors who look, in every respect, like an "Orthodox" Ashkenazi - black suit, black hat, peyot, and tzit-tzit hanging out. To me, that seems strange; why would a Sephardi want to look like an Ashkenazi? I had never seen a Farsee with peyot and flying-in-the-wind tzit-tzit? On the other hand, I HAVE seen Temanim with long, dangling peyot; I doubt the peyot are Ashkenazim-influenced.

Would I object if "my" rabbi showed up for services looking like most of the congregants?

Not at all.

Do I think you have to wear a black suit to be observant? Hardly. (Maybe to be "orthodox" with a capital "O," but big "o" orthodoxy is not a Sephardi "thing.")

For all that, I will not criticize my rabbi - or any other Sephardi religious leader - for wearing Ashkenazi black. I wish they would not look like our Ashkenazi brothers, but since that is the "uniform" so be it.

But I really wish they'd tuck in the tzit-tzit.

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Yohanon
Yohanon.Glenn @ gmail.com

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from the lyrics of the 1932 Noel Coward song by the same name

In tropical climes there are certain times of day

When all the citizens retire

To tear their clothes off and perspire.

It's one of those rules that the greatest fools obey,

Because the sun is much too sultry

And one must avoid its ultra-violet ray.

 

Papalaka papalaka papalaka boo,

Papalaka papalaka papalaka boo,

Digariga digariga digariga doo,

Digariga digariga digariga doo.

 

The native grieve when the white men leave their huts,

Because they're obviously definitely nuts!

 

Mad dogs and Englishmen

Go out in the midday sun,

The Japanese don't care to.

The Chinese wouldn't dare to,

Hindoos and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one.

But Englishmen detest a siesta.

 

In the Philippines

There are lovely screens

To protect you from the glare.

In the Malay States

There are hats like plates

Which the Britishers won't wear.

At twelve noon

The natives swoon

And no further work is done.

 

But mad dogs and Englishmen

Go out in the midday sun.

 

It's such a surprise for the Eastern eyes to see

That though the English are effete,

They're quite impervious to heat,

When the white man rides every native hides in glee,

Because the simple creatures hope he

Will impale his solar topee on a tree.

 

Bolyboly bolyboly bolyboly baa,

Bolyboly bolyboly bolyboly baa,

Habaninny habaninny habaninny haa,

Habaninny habaninny habaninny haa.

 

It seems such a shame

When the English claim

The earth

That they give rise to such hilarity and mirth.

 

Mad dogs and Englishmen

Go out in the midday sun.

The toughest Burmese bandit

Can never understand it.

 

In Rangoon the heat of noon

Is just what the natives shun.

They put their Scotch or Rye down

And lie down.

 

In a jungle town

Where the sun beats down

To the rage of man and beast

The English garb

Of the English sahib

Merely gets a bit more creased.

 

In Bangkok

At twelve o'clock

They foam at the mouth and run,

But mad dogs and Englishmen

Go out in the midday sun.

 

Mad dogs and Englishmen

Go out in the midday sun.

 

The smallest Malay rabbit

Deplores this stupid habit.

In Hongkong

They strike a gong

And fire off a noonday gun

To reprimand each inmate

Who's in late.

 

In the mangrove swamps

Where the python romps

There is peace from twelve till two.

Even caribous

Lie around and snooze;

For there's nothing else to do.

In Bengal

To move at all

Is seldom, if ever done.

 

But mad dogs and Englishmen

Go out in the midday sun.